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WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

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I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

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I like how it’s described as “Dangerously large”

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"Don’t do this to me."

"Listen, I’m sorry, okay?” Jack breathed.

Hiccup couldn’t believe his ears. He and Jack were standing in the woods of Berk at moon high. The damned winter spirit didn’t even have the decency to give Hiccup any notice beforehand. Suddenly he was just… leaving? Just like that? Gone with the wind?

When Hiccup didn’t reply, Jack felt his heart begin to pound faster in his chest. Hiccup was glaring at him now, that thickening wild brunet hair that he loved so much to lace through his fingers whipped around Hiccup’s face as they stood in the clearing. A steady flurry of snow fluttered down around the forest. Jack felt like he couldn’t stop it even if he wanted to. His teeth gritted, eyebrows lacing in pain. When he gripped his staff, which the hilt was buried into the snow-covered ground, unharmonious jagged chips of ice formed around his hands.

"I really should have told you before, I-" Jack barely had the time to add an extra quick sentence while staring desperately into Hiccup’s eyes before the growing viking took an advancing step in Jack’s direction, eyebrows furled with rage but eyes speckled with sorrow.

"You’re damn right you should have told me!” Hiccup raised an arm before dropping it back to his side, head dropping to the side with irritation. Hiccup rolled his eyes and let out a groan. “It’s always secrets with you. Why- Why is everything such a big mystery?” His voice cracked a bit at the end, which only caused Hiccup’s snarl to strengthen. Jack opened his mouth, yet no words came out as Hiccup threw his arms up in the air as if to make a point. “You know what, Jack? You’re not the only one with problems! I have guidelines, expectations, Jack I need to lead! My dad expects me to become a chief! Yet every time he looks at me, I still feel resentment rippling off him!” Hiccup was clenching his fists now, and Jack found himself taking a pace backwards. “And I have to deal with it, Jack! I can’t just run away from myself like you can.”

"Hiccup, please listen-"

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SABER WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DO THIS?? MY EMOTIONS ARE EVERYWHERE AND I’M SO GLAD I DIDN’T READ THIS A TWO IN THE MORNING AFTER THE OTHER EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER YOU TOOK ME ON BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN A MESS!!

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whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

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They gendered a fucking coot on swab on a stick.

We’re gonna have to go to Mars.

Today in unnecessarily-gendered packaging…

This is a by-product of fear.

Masculine voice: “Cleaning my body like an adult is tooooooo feminine.  I need a product for macho muscle dudes like me and my bros!”

Gendered Marketing:  “Have we got the product for you!!  Try Bro-Tips!  Like Q-Tips, but for bros!!  They’re Men’s ULTIMATE Multi-Tool!  Use them for:

  • detailing your body’s slick finish! 
  • cleaning off that grime you get from doing filthy MAN activities!
  • building…. stuff!

Masculine voice:  “But the packaging, does it emphasize my manliness through manipulative imagery or will I feel emasculated by the thin letters and neutral textures and colors?”

Gendered Marketing:  “Don’t fret!  With Bro-Tips, we’ve got you covered with broad, bold, capitalized fonts on an embossed steel-grating background to ensure your tiny, fragile male ego will remain fully intact.”

Masculine voice: “Oh em gee, totes perf, I need!”

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A New Life

Hiccup was squirming, desperately trying to…

Hiccup carefully sat up and the sheet was tied around his waist and clothes paled in his arms before he made his way to the bathroom. With a nod and an okay he disappeared the door closing behind him. It took him a while to calm down and change, coming back hesitantly, still on edge but better then before. He wore a pair of shorts this time under his tunic were usually he wasn’t so worried and wore the tunic alone. He could see Jack struggling with the sheets and took a step forward, one arm rubbing the other shyly as he waited. “Need help?” He questioned.

Jack grinned sheepishly as he held up the material, “if you don’t mind,” he chuckled.  Together they made the bed and got the pillows situated.  He was going to ask if Hiccup wanted some space but as the teen continued to inch closer to him, Jack knew Hiccup was looking for some form of comfort.  He crawled into bed first and let Hiccup get situated how he wanted.  As the boy nuzzled in Jack smiled softly, placing a hand in Hiccups hair as he settled. 

He ran his fingers through Hiccups hair until the brunet seemed to relax.              

Hiccup chuckled softly and nodded coming up to help set up the sheets and pillow before Jack climbed into bed. Hiccup climbed in after him quietly shaking his head no when Jack asked if he wanted space and he only curled up closer. He needed the closeness, being around Jack calmed him.

With the prince rubbing his hands through his hair it wasn’t long before he fell asleep.

Jack made sure Hiccup was sound asleep before he too closed his eyes, face pressed against Hiccup’s head.  He breathed in the teens scent and let it lull him into sleep too.  He assumed the night shift had been more stealth like that night because he hadn’t woken up and he could only assume that Hiccup hadn’t as well. 

When he opened his eyes the next morning he noticed Hiccup was still sleeping.  Jack yawned and propped himself up on his elbow.  He watched Hiccup, refraining from touch as he didn’t want to wake the boy early.  He observed the steady breathing, fluttering of his eyelids and the way that Hiccups lips seemed to stay parted as he slept.  Jack wondered if it ever caused a sore throat in the mornings, breathing in air through his mouth and drying out his throat…maybe he should request for a glass of water to be put in the room in the mornings.  He’d have to ask Hiccup about it. 

Without thinking, he brushed a bit of hair away from Hiccups face, unveiling more of the freckles Jack so loved to see.  

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A New Life

Hiccup was squirming, desperately trying to…

Hiccup carefully sat up and the sheet was tied around his waist and clothes paled in his arms before he made his way to the bathroom. With a nod and an okay he disappeared the door closing behind him. It took him a while to calm down and change, coming back hesitantly, still on edge but better then before. He wore a pair of shorts this time under his tunic were usually he wasn’t so worried and wore the tunic alone. He could see Jack struggling with the sheets and took a step forward, one arm rubbing the other shyly as he waited. “Need help?” He questioned.

Jack grinned sheepishly as he held up the material, “if you don’t mind,” he chuckled.  Together they made the bed and got the pillows situated.  He was going to ask if Hiccup wanted some space but as the teen continued to inch closer to him, Jack knew Hiccup was looking for some form of comfort.  He crawled into bed first and let Hiccup get situated how he wanted.  As the boy nuzzled in Jack smiled softly, placing a hand in Hiccups hair as he settled. 

He ran his fingers through Hiccups hair until the brunet seemed to relax.              

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